They Were Out of Black
WELCOME TO CARL'S INNER CIRCLE
The good news is, we got you a pair of Circle Gs! The bad news is, They Were Out of Black. So we got the next best thing: gray! Cheer up. Gray's good. It's black-ish. Look, we all have dreams, okay? Sometimes dreams get crushed. Settle. Give up. These gray sunnies won't slip or bounce while you begrudgingly embrace the next best thing.
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️
1 NO SLIP
2 NO BOUNCE
3 ALL POLARIZED
4 ALL HIPSTER/INFLUENCER/DYSTOPIAN FUTURE REBEL