Shrimpin' Ain't Easy
LIL F*KIN GOODRS: SHRIMPIN' AIN'T EASY
Riddle us this. JUMBO shrimp are supposed to be the pinnacle of shrimp cocktail, yeah? But where's the love for average, normal, maybe slightly shrimpy shrimp?! A rim of a shrimp cocktail glass can only hold SO many shrimp, so theoretically you could consume MORE shrimp if you use smaller shrimp? OK, it's a stretch but what can we say? Shrimpin' ain't easy.
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️
1 NO SLIP
2 NO BOUNCE
3 ALL POLARIZED
4 NO LEOPARDS
SHRIMPIN AIN'T EASY
If you've ever been turned away from a roller coaster for being too short to ride, you know...
It ain't easy out here for a shrimp.