Dawn of a New Sage
THE OGs: THE CLASSIC FRAMES THAT STARTED IT ALL
Dawn of a New Sage: Not the username of some new-age weirdo you met on Bumble, but rather these sick sage green OGs from goodr.
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
2 NO BOUNCE
3 NO LEOPARDS
WHO IS DAWN OF A NEW SAGE?
Ohhhh, is that the flakey soundbath teacher who hocks her sage candida cleanse tea at Erewhon for $15 per teabag?”
“Uh, no. It’s when you accidentally burn your house down using counterfeit “sage” you bought for half price in the alley behind Whole Foods and have to start all over again. It’s like, the ultimate reset.”
That was almost right. Dawn of a New Sage refers to these totally fire sage green OG goodrs.