SCREAM IF YOU HATE GRAVITY

€50,00

lens typeMIRRORED REFLECTIVE LENSES
head sizeFOR REGULAR HEADS
best useBEST FOR GOING UP, NEVER DOWN

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lens typeMIRRORED REFLECTIVE LENSES
head sizeFOR REGULAR HEADS
best useBEST FOR GOING UP, NEVER DOWN

BLAST FROM THE PAST

REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG AND CAREFREE AND YOUR BOOBS USED TO STAND UP AND SAY HELLO WHEN YOU WALKED INTO A ROOM INSTEAD OF STARING SHYLY AT THE FLOOR?! REMEMBER WHEN YOU COULD TAKE A WALK WITHOUT PLAYING HACKY SACK WITH YOUR OWN SACK?! US TOO!!! F*CK GRAVITY!!!! RELIVE YOUR PERKY PAST BY EMBRACING SOME EXXXXXTREEEEEME SPORTS AND EXXXTREME WRAP G SUNNIES. JUMP OUT OF THAT PLANE WITH YOUR MIDDLE FINGERS BLAZING AND SCREAM IF YOU HATE GRAVITY!!!

Made For


biking

Great For


beasting

running

LOOK GOOD, BIKE GOODR.

1 NO SLIP

We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.

3 ANTI-FOG

EXTREMELY EFFECTIVE ANTI-FOG COATING PREVENTS THE INSIDE OF THIS EXTREME WRAPAROUND LENS FROM FOGGING EVEN WITH THE EXTREMEST SWEAT.

4 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

5 ALL EXTREME

YOU MIGHT BE AN EXTREME ATHLETE, YOU MIGHT BE A PRETTY AVERAGE ATHLETE WHO IS EXTREMELY DELUSIONAL. BOTH EXTREMELY EXTREME EXTREMISTS YEAHHHHHAHARGHHHHHWOOOOOHOOOOOOO

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INTRODUCING SCREAM IF YOU HATE GRAVITY


A MEDIOCRE COMEDIAN DID STAND-UP WHILE SKI JUMPING OFF A CLIFF!!!

SCREAM IF YOU HATE GRAVITY

€50,00

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