I Have These on Vinyl, Too
WELCOME TO CARL'S INNER CIRCLE
Carl the Flamingo once tried to market a portable record player that you could strap to your arm to play your favorite vinyl while you run. He called it a WINGMAN. (If you're an eagle-eyed hipster creeper you may have peeped the prototype once upon a time!!!) Carl insists that vinyl is the superior format for everything, which is why he designed these slick I Have These on Vinyl, Too sunnies. According to Carl, even these sound better on vinyl too.
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️
1 NO SLIP
2 NO BOUNCE
3 ALL POLARIZED
4 ALL HIPSTER/INFLUENCER/DYSTOPIAN FUTURE REBEL